I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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