he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.