I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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