just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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