I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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