last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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