Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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