The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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