Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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