Christians are straight up FREAKS
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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