if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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