Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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