No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
