after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
