I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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