I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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