Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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