you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
