I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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