Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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