OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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