I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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