remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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