Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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