Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
