did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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