My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i've created a new STD.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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