Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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