We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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