Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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