What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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