I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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