How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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