I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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