barbara walters just said penis...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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