I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is Oprah even human
The Olympian is in my bed
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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