So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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