I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize