would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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