i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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