I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I think people are normalizing furries
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
