i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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