My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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