you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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