your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
pop tarts are not kleenex
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
