no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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