ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
of course. lets lasso hookers.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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