Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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