Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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