I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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