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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  "Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out

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  Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did strip banana grams actually happen last night

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number

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• (707): View more from California

  You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.

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• (760): View more from California

  Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted

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