I'm gonna have a badass scar
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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