We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
