he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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