how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Let's get the cat blown out
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He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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