I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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